One over.

I think Alexia has been pulling a fast one on me.

Since introducing the lovely bribing technique, I have noticed a pattern. A poop trend if you will. It goes something like this:

Alexia: "Mama! Poo poo!"

Me: "Okay, let's go to the bathroom."

Alexia sits on the pot, and says: "Piece of candy, okay?" (Like she's making sure we're on the same page here. No free poops.)

Me: "Yes. You'll get a piece of candy if you poop."

Poop comes. Candy is given. And suddenly this same thing happens two more times in a row.

Really?

I can't help but wonder if hemorrhoids are possible for a two year old.